I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
