found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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