he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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