At least make sure they are 18
Why
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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