It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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