I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
