? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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