"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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