The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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