i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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