If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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