I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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