By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Randomize
