Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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