oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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