your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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