I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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