Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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