Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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