why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
