Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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