Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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