I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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