Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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