yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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