What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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