Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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