hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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