I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We need to rekindle our bromance
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Will exercising make me less horny?
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