Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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