im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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