Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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