4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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