I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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