I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i drank out of a bidet.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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