I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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