I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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