Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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