Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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