Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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