Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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