I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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