You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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