Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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