Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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