Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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