Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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