my mouth tastes like poor choices
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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