she was so not down for the gang bang
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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