that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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