Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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