I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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