everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
as a side note pls kill me
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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