the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
